18 March 2014

The Kitten PPT

I can't not. I have to.

The day after the rabbit PowerPoint, we got a kitten PowerPoint. Here it is.







Yes, they teach PowerPoint in school. Fifth grade, people, this is fifth grade.

And, really? I never dropped a kitten on its head. When we were interviewing our current cats, at the local SPCA almost three years ago, one of them scrambled onto my shoulder and did a swan dive onto the floor.

Maybe I should just buy another plastic horse and hope for the best.

8 comments:

  1. Woman, you are toast.

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  2. In our area, they just shut down a farm so there are 1,800 hens in need of a home. Howzabout a hens PPT?

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  3. RuthWells is wise. You are indeed toast.

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  4. That is a very persuasive presentation.

    Keep us posted.

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  5. Love. Also, I've also noticed Shay Shay on the ASPCA site. I think she's wearing makeup.

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  6. This makes me want to adopt a kitten and also your daughter.

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  7. I give her extra points for calling shenanigans on the "so called 'brother' Frozone."

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  8. What this PP teaches me is that you would clearly never adopt TWO cats who are already going to have trouble being adopted because they are BONDED. Yeesh. What a monster.

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