18 March 2014

The Kitten PPT

I can't not. I have to.

The day after the rabbit PowerPoint, we got a kitten PowerPoint. Here it is.







Yes, they teach PowerPoint in school. Fifth grade, people, this is fifth grade.

And, really? I never dropped a kitten on its head. When we were interviewing our current cats, at the local SPCA almost three years ago, one of them scrambled onto my shoulder and did a swan dive onto the floor.

Maybe I should just buy another plastic horse and hope for the best.

8 comments:

RuthWells said...

Woman, you are toast.

Patois42 said...

In our area, they just shut down a farm so there are 1,800 hens in need of a home. Howzabout a hens PPT?

edj3 said...

RuthWells is wise. You are indeed toast.

alejna said...

That is a very persuasive presentation.

Keep us posted.

Marinka said...

Love. Also, I've also noticed Shay Shay on the ASPCA site. I think she's wearing makeup.

Swistle said...

This makes me want to adopt a kitten and also your daughter.

Catherine said...

I give her extra points for calling shenanigans on the "so called 'brother' Frozone."

Kizz at 117 Hudson said...

What this PP teaches me is that you would clearly never adopt TWO cats who are already going to have trouble being adopted because they are BONDED. Yeesh. What a monster.