On the left, Mommy and Daddy as aliens, with a small person described as her "arch enemy".
On the right, the supreme controller with the trophies that she's won.
When asked why she wanted to control her mommy and daddy, she said "because it would be fun, you would always let me eat candy, and you would never put me in time out. Also, then I could have all the playdates I want and I could sleep on your heads. Also, I would get a cat and a dog, because I love them both."
Hee hee. Hilarious. And a bit scary.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE IT.
ReplyDeleteHa! You have seen your future, and it looks like fun. (Although a teenager sleeping on your head might not be so fun.)
ReplyDeleteThat's an understatement;)
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Hmmm, sleeping on your heads. What a curious mind.
ReplyDeleteUm, how does that song go? Everybody wants to rule the world.
ReplyDeleteGiven the same four options, I think I'd choose magic powers, too.
ReplyDeleteHopefully she'll still let you write about her then.
ReplyDeleteShe rocks. But I want to know what weird kid is choosing "to be flat." I guess it's a Flat Stanley thing, but dude! Use your magic powers to make you flat if you want. And then not flat.
ReplyDeleteThe good thing is, she doesn't perceive herself as having those powers now. It's just a fantasy. I'd say that's nice work on your part.
ReplyDeletesleep on your heads. i think our kid does that already.
ReplyDeletehmm... maybe she does control us.
She just may end up doing i!
ReplyDeleteLove this. And I'd kind of still like to control my mom and dad.
ReplyDeleteThis cracks me up. Especially the "sleep on your heads bit."
ReplyDeleteIt's good to have a dream :)
ReplyDeleteSome days I'd definitely go for "invisible".
ReplyDeleteAnd teens are ALWAYS interesting. The word has many,many meanings :S
You are so f*cked.
ReplyDeleteDid you tell her that is EXACTLY what it's like to be a grown up?
ReplyDeleteThe phrase you are toast springs to mind.
ReplyDeletegood luck.
sadly enough the "sleep on your heads" does not surprise me. why do they like to do that?
ReplyDeleteI'm with her on the magic powers, because then I'd have CATS.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I got a DSW coupon in the mail yesterday for 30% off.
Those gold python Sanitas are mine. I will take a picture and post it for you on the blog.
I'm yeah. That is fantastic. And a little frightening for you.
ReplyDeleteHysterical, imagine how the comments will remain the same, but the picture will change as she gets older.LOL
ReplyDeleteheheh.
ReplyDeletewatch out world, m. is coming.
You're in for it...but aren't we all!
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