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What's the difference between the whore, the mistress and the wife?
The whore rolls over and says "that'll be $200".
The mistress finishes and says "honey, that was awesome, that was the best, you're the greatest".
The wife lies there and says "beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige".
i love this joke.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of a joke I friend used to tell. He said he and his wife had been married so long the only kind of sex they had anymore was hall sex. Hall sex is when you pass each other in the hallway and sneer, "f*ck you" at one another.
ReplyDeleteas you know, beige has been a theme in my life lately. But at least I haven't painted the CEILING beige (or even been tempted to!)
ReplyDeletehahaha...that was good and Jen's was good too.
ReplyDeletePinky! Beige! LOLOL!!!!! (off to tell the hubby)
ReplyDeleteCoffee just came out my nose. Seriously....
ReplyDeleteYou're right.
ReplyDeleteT.
that is hilarious. thank you.
ReplyDeleteLove the joke. Now if I can only remember it to tell others.
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