10 May 2010

Punch Line: Beige

In last week's Punch Line post, my sister left a single word comment: "beige". It's like a thrown gauntlet - I have to post the beige joke. And honestly? Once you've heard it, beige will never be the same.

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What's the difference between the whore, the mistress and the wife?

The whore rolls over and says "that'll be $200".

The mistress finishes and says "honey, that was awesome, that was the best, you're the greatest".

The wife lies there and says "beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige".

9 comments:

  1. That reminds me of a joke I friend used to tell. He said he and his wife had been married so long the only kind of sex they had anymore was hall sex. Hall sex is when you pass each other in the hallway and sneer, "f*ck you" at one another.

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  2. as you know, beige has been a theme in my life lately. But at least I haven't painted the CEILING beige (or even been tempted to!)

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  3. hahaha...that was good and Jen's was good too.

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  4. Pinky! Beige! LOLOL!!!!! (off to tell the hubby)

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  5. Coffee just came out my nose. Seriously....

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  6. that is hilarious. thank you.

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  7. Love the joke. Now if I can only remember it to tell others.

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