12 April 2010

Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

I've never been to that Texas city pronounced "hugh-stun", the one that's spelled the same way as a street in my city pronounced "how-stun". The other day, I was confused when a lady asked me if the subway was going to "ho-stun". It wasn't until she showed me her hand-drawn map with a penciled "Houston" that I was able to tell her "no, you want the downtown train". I'd never imagined a third way to pronounce the word.

10 comments:

  1. Bwahahahaha! That's just so wrong.

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  2. She's been listening to too much rap music.

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  3. In Charlottesville (home of University of Virginia) there is a road called Rio Road. They pronounce it RYE-O. Which I cannot stand to hear or even think about it.

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  4. As someone who has been a dumbass tourist in New York, I thank you for your discretion.

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  5. Huh? I'd never imagine there was even a second way to pronounce it...

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  6. My guess is she probably had heard of "SoHo" and perhaps knew that the name comes from Houston St.

    Come to think of it, shouldn't we pronounce that "Sow-How" of we're being consistent? Especially since "So" is for "South"?
    :D

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  7. Maybe she meant Times Square? Oh, that's right. Giuliani took care of all the hookers there, didn't he? Ho-stun indeed.

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  8. I live in HughStun. ;) Howston is just weird to me!

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  9. Ahh, you've brought back memories. I went to high school right around "How-stun" Street.

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