I'm just sitting at my desk, minding my own business, and people have come over to tell me (ask me) the following:
1) "Johnny Law cut us some break."
2) "Her computer was making funny noises and she thought it was going to blow up. [dramatic pause] Her flowers were sitting on the escape key."
3) "Can I order some stilts?"
09 September 2008
Actual Things That People Have Said To Me Today
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Boy, I wish someone would say that first one to me. I could use a laugh.
Well, I guess it's good that the computer didn't actually explode...
;)
I'm curious about the stilts. Any day that involves stilts has to be goofier than average.
Um. Stilts?
You don't keep stilts in stock?
And hey! (If I may butt in to an old twitter convo) Laurie Berkner is fun - though she's only on my radio, not my TV.
Well, I've actually done the second one, but not with flowers. With a book.
That would be a huge box for the stilts.
Wow. That almost tops Golden Pickles. Almost.
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
i've had # 2 happen, but it is just my over-dedicated office cat.
any job featuring all 3 has got to be interesting. particularly re #3.
Everyone needs a good pair of stilts, don't they?
Can I order some leiderhosen?
Ohhhhhh, suspense in the office. The flowers did it! Makes me miss the show Dead Like Me.
stilts eh?
Things people have said to me today:
(1) you f*cking c*nt
(2) I really wouldn't say that if I were you
(3) Don't think I can't find out where you live
Maybe I need to find a new career.
Are there any openings there? I want to work with them.
I had to come back and tell you...the stilts have me stumped. Really, I thought about them into the wee hours. Out of context, it's such a curious question!
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
oh my god, niobe's comment has me slack-jawed.
i think your workplace sounds like fun.
Stilts for reaching necessary supplies from high altitudes? Or stilts for peering into 2nd story windows?
See what I have to look forward to when I return to work?
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