Herewith let it be known that, if a four and half year old child has an irretrievable rat's nest of hair in the aftermath of the application of too much ice-cream and other sticky stuff, it is somewhat less than advisable to decide to give said child a haircut after one glass of wine, as the results will require remediation.
That is all.
Oh, dear. But perhaps the time was right for a new hairstyle?
ReplyDeleteHa! Do we get pictures? Or is this something best not seen?
ReplyDeleteYes, advisable.
ReplyDeleteEver hear of Infusium leave-in treatment...for next time...you know, after the hair grows out and all...
Oh, well...there's always the "Legend of Billie Jean" look...
ReplyDeleteShade and Sweetwater,
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Uh oh, are we in for a whole series of these "lessons Magpie learned the hard way"?
ReplyDeleteOh my!
ReplyDeleteYes, two glasses of wine is recommended.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to blame someone else? I hate having to face the professionals after I've done some hacking.
In fact, I have to take my dog to the groomer next week, and she's going to raise her eyebrows at the "corrections" I made.
Just refer to it as her "summer hair style".
ReplyDeleteOh, pictures, please, so we can all enjoy a good laugh with OUR glasses of wine.
ReplyDeleteAt least it's just hair...it will grow...and maybe before the authorities notice!
Or have two... and then you won't care! Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly why I start with the professionals--I know that's where I'll end up anyway.
ReplyDeleteSorry for your troubles. But this shit is funny. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd confirms my belief that kids and ice cream is a dangerous combination.
you are a fount of sage advice, thanks
ReplyDeleteOopsie.
ReplyDeleteOooh. Take a picture.
ReplyDelete*laugh* yes...yes...
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
ReplyDeleteIt's also advisable to show us the pictures. PLEASE.
Obviously, one glass of wine was not enough! Do we get to see pictures?
ReplyDeleteoh, NO!
ReplyDeleteYou're right. The kid probably needs at least two glasses of wine to sit still enough not to cause a disaster.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait. You meant after you drank the wine. Got it.
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