Ladybug, Ladybird

On the subway stood a nerdy young man, listening to his iPod, oblivious to the ladybug slowly crawling up to the collar of his swimming pool blue polo shirt. I was mesmerized and I didn't have the heart to tell him about it; I was afraid he would brush her away into oblivion.

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Did you know there was a second couplet to the ladybug nursery rhyme?

Ladybug, Ladybug, fly away home
Your house is on fire, your children are gone
All but one, and her name is Ann,
And she crept under the pudding pan.

But sometimes Ann is Nan, and she might hide under a frying pan. And sometimes she's not a ladybug at all, but a ladybird instead.

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If the ladybug has no spots, is she spotless (clean) or unspotted (unseen)? English is so tricky.