A skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a mop".
It's about the only joke I can remember with any consistency. You?
There is something in my brain that makes me forget a joke the minute I hear it. I have none for you.
What irish goddess said. Also, I am a notoriously poor joke-teller.
A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"
sorry, two sentences: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.
I can't remember anything. Ever. But I like your joke.
One line?! ONE LINE?! I can't even say "Hi!" in one line, let alone tell a whole joke! Like yours and Niobe's, though!
What's white and climbs trees?A refrigerator.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey.I am horrible at jokes. Horrible.
I already shared mine in a post not too long ago...the one about the string who walked into a bar.JulieUsing My Words
Oh I am such a dork - that made me laugh.I like Niobe's, too.I got nothing. The pressure is too much.
A termite walks into a bar and says "So, where's the bar tender?"
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"
I like your joke. Also the brevity of the post. I'm considering starting a "brief post" award, and your post would be a strong contender.I posted my favorite joke. (It's similar to niobe's, but I give you the version I've been saying for years.)
Ahh yes, there's the Magpie I LOVE! :) I got nothing.
This is a great joke to use especially when the talk is getting off-color and maybe you're feeling a little uncomfortable"What do you do with a elephant with three balls?""Walk him and pitch to the rhino"
OK, I had to have the P-Dog explain this joke to me, but once he did, I was totally ROFL!!! Loved. It.What did the zero say to the eight?"Nice belt."
I left the tab open and everything, and I am still blanking on good one-liners. I have longer stuff, but that does not fit the genre. Oh, well. Funny stuff from everyone else, though.
LOVE THIS.What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
so a dyslexic walks into a bra...
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There is something in my brain that makes me forget a joke the minute I hear it. I have none for you.
ReplyDeleteWhat irish goddess said. Also, I am a notoriously poor joke-teller.
ReplyDeleteA man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"
ReplyDeletesorry, two sentences: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember anything. Ever. But I like your joke.
ReplyDeleteOne line?! ONE LINE?! I can't even say "Hi!" in one line, let alone tell a whole joke! Like yours and Niobe's, though!
ReplyDeleteWhat's white and climbs trees?
ReplyDeleteA refrigerator.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey.
ReplyDeleteI am horrible at jokes. Horrible.
I already shared mine in a post not too long ago...the one about the string who walked into a bar.
ReplyDeleteJulie
Using My Words
Oh I am such a dork - that made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI like Niobe's, too.
I got nothing. The pressure is too much.
A termite walks into a bar and says "So, where's the bar tender?"
ReplyDeleteA horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"
ReplyDeleteI like your joke. Also the brevity of the post. I'm considering starting a "brief post" award, and your post would be a strong contender.
ReplyDeleteI posted my favorite joke. (It's similar to niobe's, but I give you the version I've been saying for years.)
Ahh yes, there's the Magpie I LOVE! :)
ReplyDeleteI got nothing.
This is a great joke to use especially when the talk is getting off-color and maybe you're feeling a little uncomfortable
ReplyDelete"What do you do with a elephant with three balls?"
"Walk him and pitch to the rhino"
OK, I had to have the P-Dog explain this joke to me, but once he did, I was totally ROFL!!! Loved. It.
ReplyDeleteWhat did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt."
I left the tab open and everything, and I am still blanking on good one-liners. I have longer stuff, but that does not fit the genre. Oh, well.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff from everyone else, though.
LOVE THIS.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
so a dyslexic walks into a bra...
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