I had a pet mouse when I was about five. A black mouse. Named Schwartz*. One morning my mother discovered that he had expired during the night. She went downstairs to drink some coffee and smoke a cigarette while she contemplated how to tell her small child about the dead mouse. When I came downstairs, and sat down to eat my cereal, she told me: “Your mouse is dead”. I looked up and said "I know it". She knew then.
Somehow, this little tale seemed an appropriate introduction to two more bloggity awards. Mayberry Mom says I'm a schmoozer. And Oh, The Joys says I'm nice. I am verklempt all over again. I used to be crusty, and now I'm a nice schmoozer? Then again, my husband would probably say still I'm crusty, and I know that my mother would. Can't be all things to all people, I guess.
But I know how to pass my prizes along!


Thank you Mayberry Mom and Oh, The Joys for bestowing these honors upon me so that I could pass them along.
*That’s how I’ve always spelled it – but it’s kind of a corruption. The Yiddish is “shvartz”, German is “Schwarz”. In any case, it was a black mouse, and we probably shouldn't have called it that. What did I know? I was only five.
a black mouse can't be Jewish? or German? Oy vey.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at work at your first two paragraphs. I have been accused of being "prickly", at which I take great pride.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd like it if someone called me crusty.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Hey Magpie, now I've been called nice by a master of the form! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteI think you're plenty nice :)
ReplyDeleteYou are very nice, and a very good community building blogger.
ReplyDeleteI have to post my awards, hmmmm.
Congrats you! Well-deserved. :)
ReplyDeleteCrusty child?
Is that like Sassy?
And thank you so much! Honored!
Julie
Using My Words
schwartz? how clever. i instantly think of that little kid from "A christmas story".
ReplyDeleteOMG I heart you! I love this story. :D So crusty isn't good? :D
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your two latest awards you schmoozer you!!! :D