24 March 2007

An Eccentric Grocery List

The other day, I looked at the grocery list by the back door and noticed that the only two items on the list were garlic and tonic. I said to W., "we need more groceries ending in IC". He said aspic. We put out the call for more. Here’s what we’ve got so far, thanks to wordy family members:

Garlic
Tonic
Aspic
Picnic ham
Ethnic food
Alcoholic beverages
Turmeric
Boric acid
Acetic acid
Gum arabic
Vlasic pickles
Balsamic vinegar
Arsenic

And one piece of "cooking" equipment: alembic

And someone noted: “If you eat too much garlic, aspic and tonic, you might need a colonic. Or an emetic.”

Got any more?

7 comments:

  1. If you won't nitpick about the -ic and -ick, then I think you need some:

    toothpicks
    chopsticks
    broomsticks
    novels, gothic
    lipstick
    haggis, celtic
    bags, plastic
    traps for attic
    movie, epic
    acid, folic
    ruler, metric and yardstick
    child-rearing book, love & logic
    eraser, magic
    medicine for carsick
    chicken drumstick

    I'll stop there before I geek out either of us any further.

    LOL

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  2. or if you eat all that stuff together, it might give you colic!

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  3. lol!! i love this list!

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  4. Anonymous10:11 AM

    Funny! I love word games. Other than the alcoholic tonic, nothing on your list sounds all that good to me!

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  5. Anonymous3:26 PM

    And what about that nasty little nick that bleeds unmercifully when you're crazy-pressed for time? Don't forget to jot down SEPTIC pencil! Dabbing at it with a blob of Crest and hoping for the best is just not right...

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  6. Hi, I copied your grocery list board and made one similar to that :) Like the board very much! :) Thank you very much for the idea! :)

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